tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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