is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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