Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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