he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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