the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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