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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.

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People still let you watch their kids?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock

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(205): View more from Alabama

remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You may now shotgun with the bride

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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!

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(541): View more from Oregon

eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!

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