STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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