im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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