Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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