The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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