Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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