All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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