He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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