bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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