At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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