Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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