would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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