I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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