My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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