Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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