There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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