My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
