This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Found the puke drawer
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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