I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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