we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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