He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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