We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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