Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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