so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Randomize
