dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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