i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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