? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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