Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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