just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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