Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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