batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
BRING THE BAGELS
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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