I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
BRING THE BAGELS
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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