girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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