How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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