Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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