HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just google imaged poop.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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