Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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