It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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