i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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