You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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