before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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