Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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