think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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