Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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