Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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